It's Not The Heat...

It’s our Season 2 finale, and what better way to wrap things up than during a heatwave?

This week, Scott and Sadie tackle all the important summer questions. Why does every Canadian suddenly become a weather expert? Is it ever acceptable to stand in front of the freezer just to cool off? And who really gets control of the thermostat?

The two also share listener heatwave confessions, from sleeping in the basement to secretly driving to Dairy Queen instead of going for a run. Then they debate a Reddit AITA story about a couple whose argument over air conditioning has the internet taking sides.

Plus, it’s a summer edition of This or That, a round of heatwave trivia, and one final five-star listener review before the podcast heads off for a well-deserved summer break.

So grab something cold to drink, find some shade, and join us for one last laugh before we see you again next season.

Thanks for listening, thanks for sharing the show, and thanks for making Season 3 our best one yet!

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:02

We're having a heat wave. A tropical heat wave. The temperature's rising. It isn't surprising. She certainly can, can, can started the heat wave.

SPEAKER_01 0:20

It's really frickin' hot outside.

SPEAKER_04 0:23

It is bowls hot.

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It is so hot.

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Yeah.

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That I went well, I was stupid. I went golfing yesterday and actually drank water on the golf course.

SPEAKER_04 0:34

Yeah.

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Oh, Gatorade, actually.

SPEAKER_04 0:36

I uh I've been working in this heat on the patio. It's horrible.

SPEAKER_01 0:41

It was like 45 with the humid access. Yeah. 46. And for our American viewers, that's like a hundred degrees.

SPEAKER_04 0:48

Yeah. And the just the humidity is crazy. It's not dry heat, right? I was about to put a legit maxi pad in between these tatas just to get through my shift.

SPEAKER_01 0:59

That would have looked really weird.

SPEAKER_04 1:01

Well, you wouldn't see it. I just stuffer in there. I have been known.

SPEAKER_01 1:05

For under swoops or center swoops?

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In between, under. I do get paper towel and it's bad.

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Well, you know, I can under I can understand that is the that is hard for a woman who's got boobs.

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Yeah.

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And swoobs isn't it's like it's in between clothing and the skin. And then skin on skin bugs the shit out of me. Yeah, exactly. That's why I sleep with a pillow between my legs.

SPEAKER_04 1:29

And you're already, so do I. Uh and you're already a bra is already so constricting and tight to use. It just makes it 10 times more uncomfortable. It just, it's, it's, oh God, the boob thing is a problem.

SPEAKER_01 1:40

What are you what are you trying to do to battle this heat wave, though? Like, you know, a lot of people will sleep with one leg out of underneath their blanket because some people need to have a blanket. So you've got a fan on you and you sleep with one leg outside there.

SPEAKER_04 1:52

Yeah, I mean, I've tried to crank my aircon up as much as possible in a reasonable.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

Did you feel a little bit of a cold wave when you walked into the house? Yeah, and so I'm trying to keep it as cool as possible.

SPEAKER_04 2:02

I know I have fans going, everything else. It's just you gotta circulate, right? You gotta that's the You just don't even want to go out.

SPEAKER_01 2:08

Well, and there's so many different things that we'll talk about. It's a dry heat. Yeah. It's always a dry heat. It's uh it's okay. It's it's it's not the heat, it's the humidity. Yeah. Canada is such a humid country, though.

SPEAKER_04 2:20

It is, and it's not really great for hair.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

No. And you have kind of a little bit of a natural curl to your hair, right? So you get the frizzies.

SPEAKER_04 2:28

Oh, yeah, like this is straightened, but yeah, no, it just it's it's a frizzy action. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

I find that um I found myself I still I did actually stand in front of the fridge with the door open. I wasn't getting anything out of the fridge. I was just wanting to feel yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:42

I had to do that a couple times at work the other day. I was like, uh I will go get the parmesan cheese. Oh, where is it? I can't seem to find it.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

Oh, it's in the walk-in. Sadie, you've been in here for 15 minutes. Table 47 is waiting. Um then Well, and um, we all know the people like this. They be everyone who owns a pool becomes the most popular person in the neighborhood, which our our brother-in-law Henry has it and cares to be.

SPEAKER_04 3:09

Oh, yeah, I've we we brought the kids there and they're friends already, just to get them to you know do something outside because they don't want to do anything. No, and I don't blame them.

SPEAKER_01 3:17

No, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 3:17

I don't like I'm trying to kick them out in the backyard, go on the trampoline, go do this, and they're just coming inside like I'm so hot.

SPEAKER_01 3:23

Why would you tell a 13-year-old kid in a heat wave to go play on a trampoline?

SPEAKER_04 3:29

Well, no, not the 13 or 14. He's 14 now, Scott. Oh goodness. Not him. Getting old. So now he has a girlfriend. He just doesn't want to ever leave the house.

SPEAKER_01 3:37

Oh, yeah. Now we know why. Yeah. Um, we also decide to order takeout because it's too hot to cook.

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Yeah, oh yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. 1000%.

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We're actually gonna play a game in a few minutes called You Remember the game this or that.

SPEAKER_04 3:52

I remember that game. I also remember that weird thing you do with your neck and your head when you when you do it.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

You're ready to go. Yes. Welcome everyone to Sadie and Scott. My name is Scott. I am one of your hosts.

SPEAKER_04 4:07

I'm Sadie, the other.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

Hi, Sadie.

SPEAKER_04 4:09

Hi, Scott.

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It's freaking hot.

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Yeah.

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It is.

SPEAKER_04 4:12

It's gross. I mean, but listen, we can't we can't complain.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

And I swore to I swore to Joanna, I said when it was minus 45 degrees out in the backyard, I said if I complain about the heat, which I won't, punch me in the throat.

SPEAKER_05 4:29

I know.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

And I I haven't complained.

SPEAKER_04 4:31

I haven't really haven't complained.

SPEAKER_01 4:33

I'm not going to.

SPEAKER_04 4:34

I I've made a I made a promise to myself. Deal with yourself. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:40

If if I'm you know, Canadians, like if you're talking to a stranger, usually the first thing that we speak about is weather. Is the weather. Yeah. And if somebody says to me, Oh, it's too hot, I'll be like, Do you remember in January when it was minus 45? Shut up.

SPEAKER_04 4:54

And the longest fucking winter ever this year.

SPEAKER_01 4:58

It was. It felt like it was never going to end. Nope. Do you enjoy hot weather? Nope.

SPEAKER_04 5:08

No, I I I hate it. I hate sitting in the sun. I hate, oh, I hate it. I can't stand, I can't stand lane.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

I don't like sitting in the sun. I want to sit under an umbrella in the shade.

SPEAKER_04 5:17

I need to be in the shade. I don't like to be hot. It frustrates me. I do not like the heat.

SPEAKER_01 5:23

Yeah.

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I don't. I'm a spring and fall kind of galley.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

I've always been a fall kind of guy because I like sweaters.

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Right. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 5:30

Layers. Yeah. Well, yeah. And you could have you could wake up in the morning and be wearing a jacket in October. You could be wearing a t-shirt by noon, and then you need to have your sweater so that you can sit by the fire and stay warm.

SPEAKER_03 5:40

You know what it's called? Sweater weather.

SPEAKER_01 5:42

Sweater weather.

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Sweater weather.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

Yeah. But I wonder why. Well, Europe is going through a huge one. Like we're not talking.

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Even before a little before us. Yes.

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And they weren't like, it wasn't 47 degrees with the Humidex. It was 47 degrees. Yeah, it's crazy. In Paris. Yeah. And then they had the Humidex. That is just crazy. And the you I watched the TikToks, the TikToks.

SPEAKER_04 6:09

Well, you said it.

SPEAKER_01 6:10

I watched the I watched the British and the Irish talk about their heat wave.

SPEAKER_04 6:15

Yeah. That must have been entertaining.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

Oh my god. All they do is complain. It's like you never you always complain that it's too murky and rainy. Then you guys get three days of heat and you're all gonna like have a mass emergency and call in the military.

SPEAKER_04 6:30

Uh all right.

SPEAKER_01 6:32

So here we go. Here's a discussion question.

SPEAKER_04 6:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:35

What is the dumbest thing you've done to cool off? Because we're, you know, again, we're having a heat wave.

SPEAKER_00 6:43

The dumbest thing we're having a heat wave. A tropical heat wave.

SPEAKER_04 6:51

I actually really like that song.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

It's Elephant Fitzgerald.

SPEAKER_04 6:55

It's really good. Yeah. Was that off the top of your head or did you have to search?

SPEAKER_01 6:59

I know I no, I like I was looking for that song when I found it on the YouTube. What's the dumbest thing you've ever done to cool off, though?

SPEAKER_04 7:08

I'm trying to think of the dumbest thing I've ever done to cool off. I mean, I've done things to cool off. I don't think any of them are dumb because I needed to cool off.

SPEAKER_01 7:16

So some of the things that I thought of was they're not dumb, they're just silly. Like, okay, so a dumb thing would be jumping in the pool with all your clothes on.

SPEAKER_02 7:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:27

Right? Like, and you got your wallet in your pocket and you got your phone or whatever, right? So that's that's that's a dumb thing. That dude, that was dumb.

SPEAKER_04 7:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:35

But there are silly things too, like eating ice cream for dinner.

SPEAKER_04 7:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

I've had ice cream for dinner. I might even do that tonight because I'm alone. I'm alone tonight. So like everybody's out of town. So I'm like ice cream drums. I might go down to the court a dairy and get some ice cream.

SPEAKER_04 7:51

Oh damn. Those scoops are next level.

SPEAKER_01 7:56

I'm gonna go buy a container, like just sit on the couch and cry while I eat it.

SPEAKER_04 8:00

Have you ever gone to a quart of dairy and order just a small?

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Um a small scoop is like is half a tub of ice cream.

SPEAKER_04 8:09

Have you ever seen someone go in there and order the large?

SPEAKER_01 8:12

Yes, and they're stupid.

SPEAKER_04 8:14

Like I my mind was blown. Um I thinking, are you gonna shit your fucking pants for the next like that? Is dairy overload? Wowzas.

SPEAKER_01 8:22

Here's another silly thing I've done.

SPEAKER_04 8:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:25

I actually it was because the previous house we lived in had no air conditioning.

SPEAKER_04 8:29

You had no air conditioning?

SPEAKER_01 8:31

No, not at that house. Oh dear God. But it the house naturally stayed cool, but in a heat wave like this, yeah, we had three fans in the bedroom, all windows trying to push those hot air back outside. And um, I found myself going and trying to sleep in my car with the air conditioner, like turn the engine on, which is stupid, obviously.

SPEAKER_05 8:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:52

Waste of gas, waste of the environment.

SPEAKER_05 8:54

Right.

SPEAKER_01 8:54

Uh but I actually would get in the car and try to sleep a little bit with that ace with the AC on in the car.

SPEAKER_04 9:00

I don't blame you.

SPEAKER_01 9:01

Yeah, no, but that's it's silly.

SPEAKER_04 9:03

When you just need to sleep and you're hot is the most frustrating experience. Yeah, no, it's it's tough.

SPEAKER_01 9:09

I think some people some people would be like um, you know, they'd sit in in they'd like literally get in the freezer if they could fit. I just I I I do that at work just to comment that it's good that it's a walk-in one, but I'm always afraid somebody's gonna get into their chest freezer. Get me out, get me out. The lid just closes on them. We got some listener submissions. I threw it out on our Facebook page to see to see what the what some of the listeners have said was their biggest heat wave confession.

SPEAKER_04 9:38

Okay, what the what are the sands, got?

SPEAKER_01 9:39

So Kelly from Halifax, your favorite area.

SPEAKER_04 9:42

Hey, Kelly.

SPEAKER_01 9:43

During last year's heat wave, I moved my mattress into the basement and slept beside the dehumidifier because it was the coolest room in the house. My wife thought I had completely lost it. I don't disagree. I think that's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 9:55

I don't disagree. I almost there was a minute there a couple days ago we didn't put our air conditioning on and we were having a little bit of issues with it, which we do every freaking year. Uh, and there was a moment where it was about two o'clock in the morning, I was like going in my basement to get a fan, and I had this like click moment where I'm like, do I just sleep in this dungeon? Like, and you don't have a finished basement, so it's well we have a little we have a little finished area for the kids. Like Todd finished all of that, but it is also full of God knows what, because I don't go down there. I pretend it doesn't exist. Bugs and rats. No, it's more like like Cheeto crumbs and kids don't.

SPEAKER_01 10:35

Stinky kids. Okay, Andrew from Regina said I told everyone I was going for a run. I drove to Dairy Queen instead, ate a blizzard in the parking lot with the air conditioning blasting, and then drove home sweaty enough to let nobody questioned it. But you only had a little cheating yourself, Andrew.

SPEAKER_04 10:52

It's true, Andrew.

SPEAKER_01 10:53

That is very true, Scott. Uh Melissa from Kingston said, I bought a kiddie pool for the dog using bunny quotes. The dog used it once, I've used it about 20 times. So she's usurped her dog toy to stay cool.

SPEAKER_04 11:06

Well, hey, listen, there is these new things you put in your backyard where you just like lay in them and you hang out in them like they're an adult kiddie pool.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

Yeah, Costco has the uh pool that it's it's a massive pool. Yeah, like bigger than Henry's, it's inflatable. It has a filter built in, you just add some chlorine tablets to it, yeah, and it just inflates.

SPEAKER_04 11:28

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 11:28

You just have to hook it up to an air compressor because there's no way you're gonna be like standing there pumping this 30-foot pool. But and it comes in a box, it's only about four feet by four feet. I'll if I can find it, I'll show that to you.

SPEAKER_04 11:39

Yeah, that's crazy. I don't know how uh durable that would be. Like with like kids and shit.

SPEAKER_01 11:44

I don't know. It had the picture on the box, had like three people inside, people standing on the edge.

SPEAKER_04 11:50

Standing on the edge.

SPEAKER_01 11:50

Or around the edge. Maybe they had a little deck or something. I don't know. It it just said hook it up, blow it up, fill it up.

SPEAKER_04 11:58

How much was it?

SPEAKER_01 11:59

Oh god, I didn't even know. It's gotta be over a thousand bucks.

SPEAKER_04 12:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:03

Has to be.

SPEAKER_04 12:04

One of three reviews on this guy.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

Trevor and Edmonton. Well, and I guarantee you they're sold out. Because this heatwave is supposed to go for a few more days. So uh Trevor from Edmonton, I opened the freezer just to cool down and forgot why I opened it in the first place. I stood there long enough for my wife to ask if I was waiting for winter. But again, reasonable, Trevor. You're you're okay. Jennifer from Barrie. Every summer I tell myself we don't need central air because it's only hot for a few weeks.

SPEAKER_04 12:33

I know. That's why I keep turning mine on.

SPEAKER_01 12:36

Every summer, though, she spends a few weeks searching real estate listings with air conditioning as the first filter. That would be true. I would totally do that.

SPEAKER_04 12:47

I'm gonna tell you something. I haven't had air conditioning in my car now. This is the third oh, this is the third or the second year.

SPEAKER_01 12:53

It's time to get a new van. Yes. How many kilometers on your van?

SPEAKER_04 12:58

I don't even know.

SPEAKER_01 12:58

Oh, my buddy Gary just got mad at me. How many kilometers on your van?

SPEAKER_04 13:02

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 13:03

It's the little thing called an odometer.

SPEAKER_04 13:05

I think it's like just over two.

SPEAKER_01 13:06

Yeah, time to get a new one.

unknown 13:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:10

I kinda you know what? I like the wind in my hair.

SPEAKER_01 13:13

That is ridiculous. And look at your hair.

SPEAKER_04 13:16

Look at me right now, period, right now. I barely got my face washed.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

All right, let's take a quick break. When we come back, we're gonna play this.

SPEAKER_04 13:27

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 13:28

Or that. I wish we were on video because they can see what I'm doing. Well, because it's either this or that.

SPEAKER_04 13:35

Why can't you say this or that without doing that?

SPEAKER_01 13:39

Because it wouldn't have the same effect.

SPEAKER_04 13:41

On who?

SPEAKER_01 13:42

Uh me? You. Sure. We'll be right back. Alright, we're gonna play summer edition of this. Or that.

SPEAKER_04 13:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 13:55

Really straightforward though.

SPEAKER_04 13:57

Okay, well, they always are.

SPEAKER_01 13:58

Well, but and here's the thing. These can be tough. By the way, did you see pictures? Well, you live by it. Did you see the pictures of Coger Coburg Beach? I I on Canada Day?

SPEAKER_04 14:10

Oh, yes, Scott, I'm two seconds away. Oh, it's it's wild. Well, we had that whole festival for five days, right? I was getting people, I was getting people asking me if they could park in my driveway, probably every day.

SPEAKER_01 14:24

You should have charged them.

SPEAKER_04 14:25

I know. I yeah, I should have been a little bit more of an opportunist there.

SPEAKER_01 14:30

One hundred.

SPEAKER_04 14:30

I think next year's my year to make some dollar bills.

SPEAKER_01 14:34

What I would also do is because you don't technically have any right to it whatsoever, but put pylons on the curb and and stand there with a sign free parking and or parking ten bucks.

SPEAKER_04 14:45

I think we're gonna do we're gonna do that and then also sell freezes.

SPEAKER_01 14:52

Well make make Fisher do it. I know just child labor.

SPEAKER_04 14:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:56

I you know what it'd be it would be if we lived closer the way our driveway is shaped, like I could sell spots.

SPEAKER_04 15:03

Oh, for sure.

SPEAKER_01 15:04

And I would never have to move a car because people just back out and they're gone, right?

SPEAKER_04 15:08

You wouldn't even have to valet.

SPEAKER_01 15:10

But uh the pictures I saw, it I thought it was the beach in Rio de Janeiro.

SPEAKER_04 15:13

I know. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 15:14

I think there were umbrellas everywhere, people in the water. It was amazing.

SPEAKER_04 15:18

Yeah, my kids were down there quite a bit.

SPEAKER_01 15:20

Okay. This or that summer edition.

SPEAKER_04 15:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:24

These might actually be tough. Beach or pool. Beach meaning water, obviously. Uh beach or pool.

SPEAKER_04 15:31

Beach or pool. Ooh. I'd say pool.

SPEAKER_01 15:36

Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_04 15:37

It's less messy.

SPEAKER_01 15:39

Less people. Yeah, less people, less messy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:43

Yeah, it's true. And you don't get the sands and all the cracks.

SPEAKER_01 15:46

I promise, if uh by the way, if we ever if Joe and I ever win the lottery, I'm gonna build you a pool in your backyard.

SPEAKER_02 15:51

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:52

Please. Um this one is a toughie.

SPEAKER_02 15:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:57

Popsicle or ice cream.

SPEAKER_04 16:00

Popsicle.

SPEAKER_01 16:01

I'm ice cream. Although it has to be in in an air conditioned environment because you can eat a freezy uh actually a freezy would probably be better.

SPEAKER_04 16:11

Yeah. Because you can hold it's in its own little thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:15

Yeah, it's own package. But popsicles or ice cream, it has to be in a temperature controlled environment. I'm ice cream.

SPEAKER_04 16:24

Uh yeah, I'm popsicles. A little more refreshing.

SPEAKER_01 16:26

God damn. Now I'm gonna drive to Peterborough today just because that's the closest Baskin Robbins to my house.

SPEAKER_04 16:31

Why do you need Baskin Robbins?

SPEAKER_01 16:32

Because it is the best ice cream in the world. What?

SPEAKER_04 16:35

Over corn though?

SPEAKER_01 16:36

It is because only smoking their chocolate chip and their mint chip.

SPEAKER_04 16:40

Okay. Oh, so good. Alright.

SPEAKER_01 16:43

All right, here we go. This one is an easy one. I know what I'm picking. Air conditioning or a ceiling fan.

SPEAKER_04 16:50

Oh, dear air conditioning.

SPEAKER_01 16:52

Okay, but no, I will play devil's advocate here because a ceiling fan lasts all year. You don't put your air conditioning on in the summer.

SPEAKER_04 16:57

Yeah, but you don't really need the winter, sorry. You don't really need the ceiling fan in the winter.

SPEAKER_01 17:01

Oh, do you do do you Oh no, we're fan, we're fan people.

SPEAKER_04 17:04

Oh, I'm not fan people. It dries it dries me out.

SPEAKER_01 17:07

It dries you out or drives you out?

SPEAKER_04 17:09

Dries like dries.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

What you're like, your nose and yeah, my mouth.

SPEAKER_04 17:13

I don't know. It feels drier and you don't have to put your foot.

SPEAKER_01 17:17

You can be farther than an inch.

SPEAKER_04 17:18

I find it very no, I find it very distracting because if it just hits, say, a little part of my hair and it starts to tickle.

SPEAKER_01 17:24

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:25

Right? Or or it hits it it's oscillating and it oscillating. Oscillating, whatever. Fuck off.

SPEAKER_01 17:31

Oscillating.

SPEAKER_04 17:34

I don't know words. You know, it like hits my leg and then it's not hitting my leg, and then I'm like, oh, when's it coming back? And all like it's my my brain is way too active when I sleep, so I don't need any bit of distraction.

SPEAKER_01 17:50

Okay, so you need absolute silence. Whereas we play we have like a fan going and we've got a noise machine.

SPEAKER_04 17:56

Okay, no, I like noise machines.

SPEAKER_01 17:57

And my CPAP machine makes noise.

SPEAKER_04 17:59

I like noise machines quite a bit. I also wear earplugs, but I can still hear.

SPEAKER_01 18:04

Is Todd a snorer?

SPEAKER_04 18:05

No. No, he's a breather.

SPEAKER_01 18:08

Well, that's actually a good thing. I hope he does it all night long. Oh, really? Like maybe he's got sleep apnea.

SPEAKER_04 18:14

That's the only sound he makes. He's so quiet when he sleeps.

SPEAKER_01 18:16

That's because he's so in such in in such good shape.

SPEAKER_04 18:19

He's he's uh he's a good husband. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 18:23

Okay, here we go. Flip-flops or bare feet. I'm flip-flop-flop.

SPEAKER_04 18:25

Flip-flops.

unknown 18:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:26

Although I can't really wear flip-flops because of my stupid flip-floppy feet.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

Yes, you're fallen, your your plantar fasciitis.

SPEAKER_04 18:34

No, it's not plantar. It's just flat. Ankles, it's all the things.

SPEAKER_01 18:38

They have flip-flops. I've seen them. Archies. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen them. No. Barbecue or picnic.

SPEAKER_04 18:45

It's a bit weird, but barbecue, even though I don't really eat meat, so that doesn't really serve as well.

SPEAKER_01 18:50

Because usually that means there's a table somewhere to sit. Picnic. I don't like eating on my ass.

SPEAKER_04 18:55

No on the ground. I don't want to do that either. And then there's like ants and shit.

SPEAKER_01 18:59

We're like almost exactly the same on this. Are that? Look at us. Lake or ocean.

SPEAKER_04 19:05

Ocean. Oh. Hold on.

SPEAKER_01 19:09

Something clicked in your brain there to make you stop yourself.

SPEAKER_04 19:16

Well, it's hard to it's hard because I I have a I we have a lake house. Well, my parents do, remember? Because they're so rich. Muffy. Muffy. Let me get on my poem tune though. Oh shit, my bad. Do you realize that every time you play that, your lips move to that?

SPEAKER_05 19:32

Really?

SPEAKER_04 19:32

Yeah. Yeah. You can't not do it. Uh oh, you know what? I'm gonna go lake.

SPEAKER_01 19:40

Me too. I love fresh water. Hate, hate salt water.

SPEAKER_04 19:44

Why?

SPEAKER_01 19:44

I can't stand it. I just don't like the ta touching my lips, and then I'm like, then my if you I think I said this to somebody the other day. If you asked me to cargo with salt water if I had a sore throat, I'd be like, no, I'll just sit with a sore throat.

SPEAKER_04 19:55

I just mean someone do that the other day.

SPEAKER_01 19:57

Really?

SPEAKER_04 19:57

Yeah. A girl at work. Her throat was hurting. She looked at me like I was an alien.

SPEAKER_01 20:02

She's 12 or 15.

SPEAKER_04 20:04

Yeah, she was yeah, 17. She's like, what?

SPEAKER_01 20:07

Yeah, it makes well it it works apparently, but I I don't know because I hate salt water.

SPEAKER_04 20:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:12

Yeah, it does.

SPEAKER_01 20:13

I don't I went to a water park in Europe once.

SPEAKER_04 20:16

It was salt water?

SPEAKER_01 20:17

It was salt water.

SPEAKER_04 20:18

Stop.

SPEAKER_01 20:18

It was disgusting.

SPEAKER_04 20:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:20

Like I'm going down the slide and I'm like, wee, wee. And then I'm like, oh, this is salt water, and I it ruined it. I literally got out of the water, turned to the person I was with, and I said, I'm not going back. Let's go.

SPEAKER_04 20:31

It does actually really hurt your eyes. You're right.

SPEAKER_01 20:33

No, it wasn't really my eyes. It was I hate the taste of salty water.

SPEAKER_04 20:37

Oh, but it makes your body feel so good and your hair kind of looks.

SPEAKER_01 20:40

Mine will kind of give you that. It makes your skin feel all smooth and stuff, but not for me.

SPEAKER_04 20:44

There's there's some advantages to it.

SPEAKER_01 20:46

Okay, here's a bit of a crazy one considering we're in a heat wave, but I can understand this because there are some theories about this, and I'll explain it to you. Hot coffee or iced coffee.

SPEAKER_04 20:56

Iced coffee.

SPEAKER_01 20:57

Say I'm going hot coffee. I had like two coffees this morning sitting outside. It was already almost 28 degrees.

SPEAKER_04 21:04

Yeah, I I can never really finish one like a hot like coffee. I can finish the cold coffee, but I will always leave like half or quarter left if it's hot.

SPEAKER_01 21:14

I know, because I always have to clean your coffee cup up when you but then get this.

SPEAKER_04 21:18

Then I can't drink it if it's room temperature.

SPEAKER_01 21:20

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 21:21

So weird.

SPEAKER_01 21:22

You throw a fucking ice cube in there and I'm like, that I don't understand because iced coffee to me sounds like I'm drinking coffee I left lying on the table for 12 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 21:33

No, it's so good.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

Sunglasses or a hat?

SPEAKER_02 21:36

Sunglasses.

SPEAKER_01 21:38

Yeah, me too. Although, no. In the heat though, like in in the heat wave, you should be wearing headwear.

SPEAKER_04 21:45

I know, but then your heat like all it all gets trapped.

unknown 21:48

No.

SPEAKER_04 21:48

Does it make you hotter?

SPEAKER_01 21:50

No.

unknown 21:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 21:51

Not me. Watermelon or corn on the cob? This is a bit of a summer corn on the cob.

SPEAKER_04 21:55

I just ate half of one yesterday. Watermelon. You hate watermelon?

SPEAKER_01 21:58

Hate it.

SPEAKER_04 21:59

What is wrong? I know.

SPEAKER_01 22:01

People are gonna start yelling at me. Nope, it tastes like soap.

SPEAKER_04 22:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 22:05

I'm one of the eight percent of the people in the world that's your brain damage. It is a neurological thing. No, it's an evolutionary thing. We're trained to we're our brains and our function of uh evolution have said don't don't like cilantro, it's not good for you. Even though it is. Last one. Sunrise or sunset.

SPEAKER_04 22:26

Sunset. I'm a bit I don't want to wake up that early.

SPEAKER_01 22:31

Oh, I see the sunrise every morning, so uh especially in l later in the year. Um sunset. We we have a great view for sunsets from here from where we live. Um we did it. We did. Great job. Or that's you gotta do your head then. Or that there we go.

SPEAKER_04 22:53

Okay. I'm starting to get age spots. Are you?

SPEAKER_01 23:03

Oh yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:05

It sucks.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

My arms are peeling because I forgot to put sunscreen on the other day.

SPEAKER_04 23:08

Oh dear.

unknown 23:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:09

Sunscreen.

SPEAKER_01 23:10

I wore it no, I'm I was like 30 on the golf course yesterday.

SPEAKER_04 23:14

But you know you have to reapply like every 90 minutes.

SPEAKER_01 23:17

I did for my arms, but that's look at my legs. Like they're all red because I totally forgot.

SPEAKER_04 23:21

Yeah. Is that why you wore red shorts?

SPEAKER_01 23:23

No, that's for Canada today, a couple of days ago.

SPEAKER_04 23:26

You're still wearing them.

SPEAKER_01 23:27

I have to do some laundry while everybody's away. I gotta go to my son's room and pick up all the clothes he's stolen from me.

SPEAKER_04 23:33

He steals your clothes?

SPEAKER_01 23:34

All the time. Jesus.

SPEAKER_04 23:35

Oh dear God. I don't have to deal with that.

SPEAKER_01 23:38

All the time.

unknown 23:38

Not me.

SPEAKER_01 23:39

All right, another quick break. Okay. Uh and we're on a bit of a time crunch here because Miss Important has to go and do her volunteering work. But um, let's get into um we're gonna get into a Reddit. Do you remember the AITA we did a few weeks ago?

SPEAKER_04 23:54

No. What's AITA?

SPEAKER_01 23:55

Am I the Asshole?

SPEAKER_04 23:57

Oh, yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 23:58

Somebody goes on Reddit. This one's a bit older, so some of the mentions here are um due to the from the pandemic. But the premise of this is AIT, this is written by a woman who um, like a lot of people on Reddit, used a throwaway account. Am I the asshole for complaining about my partner's refusal to run the air conditioner? A little bit of a theme today.

SPEAKER_05 24:23

Yeah, I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_01 24:24

Hey, y'all throw out account here, but I'm feeling a bit crazy and would like to know what Reddit thinks. Both of us are early 30s due to the pandemic. I'm furloughed and not working, but still receiving pandemic unemployment payments. My partner went back to school, beginning of the pandemic, blah, blah, blah. I also have type 1 diabetes, diagnosed at age three, and some of my symptoms are exacerbated by heat. Exacerbated means made worse, Sadie.

SPEAKER_04 24:55

I know what it means. Could I have said it? Maybe not, but I know what it means. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 25:02

My feet swell up to the point where I have shoes for when they are swollen and different ones for when they are not. This is painful.

SPEAKER_04 25:10

Yeah, girl, that's when it happens.

SPEAKER_01 25:11

We have three air conditioning units in our apartment, one in the bedroom, one in each of our two offices, aka small guest distress.

SPEAKER_04 25:21

And that doesn't keep this apartment. What?

SPEAKER_01 25:25

Right now it's hot. It's not only that, it's humid. I get miserable starting at temperatures in the low 80s. Wow. That's only about 22 degrees.

SPEAKER_02 25:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:37

If we're being honest, but generally I try my best to suck it up with the fan that we have. But this week's been in the mid-90s, okay? Hot. We can't even walk our dog midday because the ground is so hot. Understood? I've been sweaty and gross and swollen and hot. And grouchy because of it. I'm trying to be not to be so grouchy, but it's hard when I'm literally stuck to my chair and my dog just wants to sit and lay with me for comfort. Partner only wants one air conditioner on at a time.

unknown 26:12

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 26:13

He leaves the bedroom one on when he wakes up so I stay cool longer. When I get up, I usually head straight to my office and turn on the AC and shut the door so it stays contained. His computer runs hot, but he refuses to turn on his own AC when mine is on. So he's sweating all day too. He insists that when we hang out, it's in the living room, no air conditioning instead of any of the other rooms. I suggested that we go into another room. He rolls his eyes and says that it's so expensive to turn on an AC. But I hooked it up, it's less than 25 cents per hour. That's so that would be their, I guess, their electricity cost. And when I told him, he got annoyed and said that's not the point. But I'm not willing to martyr myself in the heat and suffer and sweat when it really isn't necessary. I get that he's anxious about dollars money right now, but he'll but here's the thing he'll buy Steam games and Slurpees with his tips. So that seems like a weird choice to me. And I have um and I have a job I can return back to if I want to. It's miserable with my partner, blah, blah, blah, blah. But am I the asshole for not wanting, or am I the asshole for just wanting to run the damn air conditioning?

SPEAKER_04 27:33

No, she's not he's an asshole.

SPEAKER_01 27:35

He sounds like a cheapskate. Yeah, that's okay with Slurpees buying Steam games.

SPEAKER_04 27:40

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think it's time for a new boyfriend. That's what I think it's time for. That's weird. That that's just weird.

SPEAKER_01 27:48

A lot of people are answering NTA, which is not the asshole.

SPEAKER_04 27:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:52

Summer heat can destroy your health. It could be it could kill your dog. Dogs don't cool down like we can.

SPEAKER_04 27:58

Well, it's stupid. Just run the freaking air conditioner.

SPEAKER_01 28:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:02

What is the deal there?

SPEAKER_01 28:03

You know why they make air conditioning, right? But here's the thing.

SPEAKER_04 28:08

So why are they made so what is it? Like a burner account? What did you call it?

SPEAKER_01 28:11

Uh yeah. A throw a throwaway.

SPEAKER_04 28:13

A throwaway account. What like she really has to come on here to do a throwaway account to ask that?

SPEAKER_01 28:18

Is just well, what if her boyfriend's on Reddit?

SPEAKER_04 28:21

But why do you need to ask people if you're the like uh that's weird?

SPEAKER_01 28:26

Uh people crave that agreement, right? It it releases oxygen.

SPEAKER_04 28:33

How does she just know that that's not normal and that's not okay? And if you're hot and you want to be comfortable, and considering all of her health, you know, health shit happening, can't you just stick up for yourself and just do it? Like it's weird. I don't understand why you have to go on the internet and ask that.

SPEAKER_01 28:54

You should spend some time on Reddit. It is a world in and of itself.

SPEAKER_04 28:58

It's it's weird. It took time to do that.

SPEAKER_01 29:01

Yeah. This is my this somebody responded, this is my soapbox stance, too. My dad would do this. It's bizarre to me to have everyone sweltering for a few bucks.

SPEAKER_05 29:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:13

And that's here's the thing: you put on all three air conditioners, it's not costing your electricity bill a dollar an hour. That's just not happening. That's not the way it works, right? Um, also, if you have all three of them on and you leave all the doors open, you can comfortably sit in your living room too. Yeah, it's just the distance. And then if you were to go in the office, it would obviously be cooler in there. But like put move the TV into your bedroom.

SPEAKER_04 29:37

Yeah, I I don't understand how they can't make that work. It that's weird. We're just getting a new boyfriend.

SPEAKER_01 29:43

So I think um, I think though that I I agree with her, she is not the asshole.

SPEAKER_04 29:50

No, she's not the asshole.

SPEAKER_01 29:51

I think her boyfriend is a doofus.

SPEAKER_04 29:53

Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_01 29:54

Byinstein game fucking Slurpees. You okay there? You're figuring it out? I'm just you're figuring out your glasses.

SPEAKER_04 30:00

I'm just really nervous because I'm about to make noise.

SPEAKER_01 30:03

I will edit it out. All right, so here we go. Um, we're gonna play a little trivia game now.

SPEAKER_05 30:11

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 30:11

Uh, and then we're gonna get into some some um uh listener reviews.

SPEAKER_04 30:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

All right, here we go.

SPEAKER_04 30:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 30:18

Oh, by the way, folks, I forgot to mention this is our this is our season three finale.

SPEAKER_04 30:23

Oh, oh, it's a finale.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

It is. This is the last episode of the season because he's too busy.

SPEAKER_04 30:28

Listen, summer is busy. You have to admit summer is busy.

SPEAKER_01 30:32

It's only as busy as you make it.

SPEAKER_04 30:34

Well, I make it very busy. Oh, yeah, I got lots of shit happening.

SPEAKER_01 30:38

And Big Scotty is at the bottom of the priority list. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:43

Oh, I'm sorry. It just has to be that way. Thanks. I have lots of kids.

SPEAKER_01 30:47

We're taking our summer break. We're gonna take July and August off. We'll be back in September, Sadie.

SPEAKER_04 30:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:52

Put it in your effing calendar.

SPEAKER_04 30:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:54

Takes priority, but we're doing some heat wave trivia.

SPEAKER_04 30:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

All right. These are actual trivia questions that I found.

SPEAKER_04 31:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 31:03

Which melts faster? Is it white chocolate, milk chocolate, or dark chocolate?

SPEAKER_04 31:10

Uh I would say where's my buzzer?

SPEAKER_01 31:13

Last last time.

SPEAKER_04 31:14

I would say milk chocolate. Like the white chocolate one.

SPEAKER_01 31:18

Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_04 31:19

Oh. No?

SPEAKER_01 31:21

Oh, fuck. God damn buttons. White chocolate melts.

SPEAKER_04 31:25

That's what I meant. I swear to God, that's what I meant. I did. I swear.

SPEAKER_01 31:28

You looked at the white chocolate and said, oh, it looks like milk. I'll call it milk chocolate.

SPEAKER_04 31:32

No, no, no, no. I swear that's what I meant. All right, fine. Okay. Okay. God. You're so rude. Rudy pants?

SPEAKER_01 31:44

Oh, you aren't rude? Listen to this. I sampled this.

SPEAKER_04 31:54

Sounds like a flamingo to me. Stop it.

SPEAKER_01 32:00

Question number two. Approximately, what percentage of the human body is water? Is it 40%, 60%, or 80%?

SPEAKER_04 32:09

80%.

SPEAKER_01 32:10

Damn it. 60%. Question number three. What is the hottest air temperature ever officially recorded on Earth? Was it 52.3 degrees Celsius? 56.7 degrees Celsius or 60.1 degrees Celsius. 52, 56, or 60.

SPEAKER_04 32:35

56.

SPEAKER_01 32:41

It was recorded, get this name. The the record temperature was 56.7 degrees Celsius or 134 degrees Fahrenheit. It was recorded at Furnace Creek in Death Valley, California in 1913.

SPEAKER_04 32:56

Of course. That's a perfect place for that to happen.

SPEAKER_01 32:58

Furnace Creek Death Valley. Okay, question number four.

SPEAKER_04 33:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 33:03

Which cools your body more effectively after being outside in extreme heat? A. A nice cold shower. B, lukewarm or cool shower, or C, wrapping yourself in a cold towel.

SPEAKER_04 33:16

Wrapping yourself in a cold towel.

unknown 33:19

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 33:20

Okay, lukewarm.

SPEAKER_01 33:21

Lukewarm. Lukewarm. Yes, because what happens is that if you hit your body with cold water, your blood vessels contract because of the shock, which holds the heat in. If you shower with lukewarm water, it cools you from a feeling perspective, but it allows the heat to escape your body.

SPEAKER_04 33:37

Wow. Su plethora of information when I come here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:41

And I've got July and August to put more trivia together for you. Of this or that. Question number five. Which household appliance typically produces the most unwanted heat during the summer? Is it A, a dishwasher? B a closed dryer, or C, an oven?

SPEAKER_02 34:02

I would say the dishwasher. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 34:08

I can understand why you would say that. Because an oven is so well sealed. Yeah. It still has vents that that regulates the temperature of the oven. So yeah. The most obvious, yeah. And it is the most obvious because it's the correct one.

SPEAKER_04 34:23

Oh, dang it. I suck at this game. I really wish you would take my first one with when I really did mean to say the white chocolate. I was thinking.

SPEAKER_01 34:33

Let's try that one again. Hey, Sadie. Welcome. We're gonna play a heat wave trivia.

SPEAKER_04 34:37

Oh, what's up, buddy?

SPEAKER_01 34:38

Question number one. What's that? Which melts the fastest? Is it a white chocolate?

SPEAKER_04 34:42

It's white chocolate, Scott.

SPEAKER_03 34:45

Yay! Redemption, redemption, redemption.

SPEAKER_01 34:52

Uh, yes, you got it correct. Congratulations. You've won a glass of water with a straw.

SPEAKER_04 34:58

A really nice straw. I really it does feel fancy to have a glass straw. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

It is fancy schmancy because Joanna hates plastic straws. And we're trying to save the environment.

SPEAKER_04 35:07

Look at you.

SPEAKER_01 35:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:08

Running your air conditioner at full tilt up getting.

SPEAKER_01 35:13

She will she'll come home on Sunday and she'll a minute she walks in. Oh, it's cold in here. Yeah, that's the purpose.

SPEAKER_04 35:19

I I say it, I say it too. Whenever I walk in my house, I'm like, oh, it's cold. Like I make the comment. I'm like, yep, yeah, I put it on. It's supposed to be. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:28

We're we're like I saw I was checking ahead because I'm a total dork. Uh I was checking the weather forecast ahead in the future, and it should be down around 23 by Tuesday or Wednesday.

SPEAKER_04 35:37

Why? What is it right now? 28?

SPEAKER_01 35:40

Hold on. Let's open the weather network app.

SPEAKER_04 35:42

Look, look what we're doing. We're talking about weather.

SPEAKER_01 35:45

I know we are. So can I right now it is 28 degrees? It's clear outside, and uh with the humidex, it feels more like 36.

SPEAKER_02 35:53

Oh wow, love it.

unknown 35:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 35:54

I I have to work. The long-term forecast for this afternoon is a high of 26 with scattered showers at around 3 or 5 p.m.

SPEAKER_00 36:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 36:04

Scattered showers this evening with a clearing overnight. In the morning, it will be 22 degrees with scattered showers.

SPEAKER_04 36:11

Oh, and I'm volunteering. Are you gonna come?

SPEAKER_01 36:14

Where?

SPEAKER_04 36:14

To the no-frills.

SPEAKER_01 36:15

I don't volunteer.

SPEAKER_04 36:17

No, to give me money. To tap your card.

SPEAKER_01 36:20

What do you do? Like, do you okay? First of all, that means I gotta be in a crowd of people.

SPEAKER_04 36:24

No, no, no. This is it's we're just standing in front of the no-frills, and as people walk in, we're like, hey, we're collecting stuff for the food bank, and you know, people bring out groceries, we put them in the truck. It's the first time I'm doing it. Um, but I'm Van and I are greeters, so we'll just be like meeting people in the community and just asking if they'd like to do like a monetary donation and do a little chat.

SPEAKER_01 36:43

You have what, like a little square or something? I think so.

SPEAKER_04 36:46

Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_01 36:47

Yeah. Um, I have because my wife is obsessed with them but never cooks with them. I have 32 cans of chickpeas that I will bring by.

SPEAKER_04 36:55

Oh, thank you so much. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:57

I need to clean out our pantry.

SPEAKER_04 36:59

Yeah, or just that. Not even, don't even don't like just come and drop off some food. We would love that. 10 to 1.

SPEAKER_01 37:07

Uh, I might be napping then. You know what? Why don't I just give it to you? You're here in my house. No, I want I want I want I want to see you. Oh, you want the pomp and circumstance?

SPEAKER_03 37:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 37:16

I want to ever be like, who's that big guy with the chickpeas? Like, that's my brother-in-law. Check us out on Sadie and Scott or Scott and Sadie or whatever the fuck we're going by.

SPEAKER_01 37:27

Sadie and Scott, you don't even listen to the fucking show, do you? Uh okay, so this is um this is the season finale. Um we've, you know, this has been a fun season, actually.

SPEAKER_04 37:40

It has, yes. In our new little studio.

SPEAKER_01 37:42

In our, yep, studio. Oh, hold on. Okay, here we go.

SPEAKER_04 37:47

Shit. Studio Volvo.

SPEAKER_01 37:55

Yeah, well, any favorite moments from from the season?

SPEAKER_04 37:58

I mean, all my moments, all my bits, you know. Actually, the narwhal, yeah, that was a funny episode.

SPEAKER_01 38:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:06

Yeah. Just for me to kind of figure out what the hell we were talking about.

SPEAKER_01 38:10

Well, you've learned lots of words too.

SPEAKER_04 38:12

I have learned lots of words. What was the word that I fucked up today? Uh uh osc. Oscillate. Yeah, oscillate. Well, isn't that kind of phonetically okay? No. Oh, damn it. Okay, fine.

SPEAKER_01 38:26

This I'm not even gonna explain it. I'm sorry, it's oscillate. That's it. It's just there's no ska in oscillate. Oh my god. I think Togo Best Listener submissions it's gotta be anything from Rachel from Texas.

SPEAKER_04 38:47

Oh, Rachel. Hey, Rachel.

SPEAKER_01 38:49

She's gonna be driving around Texas where it's probably so hot. I can do that.

SPEAKER_04 38:54

She's to call us in and we need to talk about weather with Rachel.

SPEAKER_01 38:58

I'll reach out and see if she responds. We'll talk about how hot it is in Texas, and she's driving around driving around in her F-150 or something.

SPEAKER_04 39:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:05

Complaining about me and loving you.

SPEAKER_04 39:07

Even like spicy chicken.

unknown 39:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:12

I um well, I do want to thank everyone that's left reviews um and who has submitted parts for um for our little bit.

SPEAKER_04 39:21

What are you doing?

SPEAKER_01 39:22

My my sleeves, I had to like I'm sweaty.

SPEAKER_04 39:25

Okay. I thought you were trying to get sexy.

unknown 39:27

No.

SPEAKER_04 39:32

No. I was like, are you on dressing in front of me? What's happening? I pulled my sleeves midway up my arms. Like, Jesus.

SPEAKER_01 39:42

You can see it through the sleeve. Oh yeah. Hey, oh, hey. Oh my god, all the sound bites that I got from you. Uh, what else did I what else? Oh, wait.

SPEAKER_02 40:01

Oh god. No.

SPEAKER_01 40:03

That's one of my favorite ones. I think that's actually from season two, but I could go through like this one.

SPEAKER_02 40:09

All day long.

SPEAKER_01 40:11

And that's literally you speaking like a normal person.

SPEAKER_05 40:18

No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_01 40:19

You will finish sentences like you are narrating a sex novel. This is okay. Here's my impersonation of Sadie.

SPEAKER_05 40:29

You're such a dick ass.

SPEAKER_01 40:31

She's she's going into a gas station to ask for directions. Okay, here. Okay, I'm gonna try my hold on, let me think of the sentence. So you walk into the gas station and you want to get directions to Toronto.

SPEAKER_02 40:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:44

Um, and you're going by car.

SPEAKER_04 40:47

Wait, am I gonna be performing this or are you?

SPEAKER_01 40:49

No, I'm doing it. Okay, you are. So you would just be like, hey, I'm just wondering if I could get directions to Toronto. That's how you finish all your Do I? You well, look. Oh no, that's Liam. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 41:03

Oh what do I have here? I don't know what you have all day long.

SPEAKER_01 41:09

That was just you saying something that you do all day long, and but you had to go, all day long.

SPEAKER_04 41:15

See, for me, now they have no contact. Like, I don't know what we were talking about. So I'll just have to, I'm forced to believe you. Well, but now I have to like reevaluate how I speak to people. I okay because it if that's what I do, that's weird.

SPEAKER_01 41:32

That is not normal. Where is it?

SPEAKER_04 41:34

Oh shoot, I've sorry, I've um where is it now to be all self-conscious talking to the peeps, all black.

SPEAKER_01 41:42

So I remember this. This we this was in season one where we were talking about how do you have your coffee?

SPEAKER_02 41:50

Coffee, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:50

And this was the way you answered it. And again, I'm gonna try to do my best impersonation of Sadie. Um, so you f you finish the sentence like this.

SPEAKER_02 42:00

All black. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:02

But you just went, because I said to you, how do you take your coffee? Well, I used to have it with milk and sugar, but now I drink it all black.

SPEAKER_05 42:10

Like why do you do that?

SPEAKER_04 42:14

I don't know why I do that. That is really stupid. Maybe I'm trying to oh, I have a whisker on my chin.

SPEAKER_01 42:22

Oh, happy menopause.

SPEAKER_04 42:25

I'm literally trying to pick it out. Can you see it?

SPEAKER_01 42:27

That's okay. I got razors in my um, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 42:30

I don't know. I don't maybe I'm trying to be funny or entertaining or something.

SPEAKER_01 42:34

No, because I think you do you do it off of the microphone too.

SPEAKER_04 42:37

Shoot.

SPEAKER_01 42:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 42:38

That's not good news.

SPEAKER_01 42:40

Like, we're gonna go down to no frills and we're gonna like ask people to tap their card. If you ever catch yourself doing it, ask Todd to point it out if he notices it too.

SPEAKER_04 42:54

Okay. Uh oh dear.

SPEAKER_01 42:56

Because you were really literally just speaking.

SPEAKER_04 42:59

Shoot. Yeah, that sucks, man. That's weird.

SPEAKER_01 43:03

That's weird. All right, so let's uh we've got one listener review, and then we're gonna wrap up season three.

SPEAKER_04 43:09

All right, let's do it.

SPEAKER_01 43:10

Uh, this is from Road Trip Rob. Oh. From New York State. It says New York, so I assume it's New York State.

SPEAKER_04 43:18

I like that handle.

SPEAKER_01 43:19

Road Trip Rob says. He gave us five stars, and he said, I've listened to every episode this season during my commute, and it's become part of my weekly routine. Scott somehow knows a ridiculous amount of random facts while Sadie says exactly what everything everyone else is thinking. I always finish an episode that having learned something completely useless that I immediately tell my family about. So thank you very much. Road trip Rob.

SPEAKER_04 43:46

Are we like the like the Seinfeld of podcasts?

SPEAKER_01 43:50

I have a feeling that people listen. They start using the word. I guarantee you, somebody in in in Oklahoma is like listening to it, sitting around a fire with their family, and somebody does something stupid and they go, What a Nair do well.

SPEAKER_04 44:06

Or I think you're a narwhal.

SPEAKER_01 44:09

Yeah, you're an Arwell. Yeah. Isn't that fun? It's fun. One more time.

SPEAKER_04 44:20

The end part is the best.

SPEAKER_01 44:24

Thank you everyone for joining us for the season finale of Sadie and Scott. We hope you enjoyed listening to it as much as we did bringing it to you. Don't forget to check us out on our socials. We are going to actually try to film some of the TikToks with Sadie as an influencer. Oh, yeah. So have to do this. Uh but keep in touch with us. I'm going to be throwing some more questions out on the Facebook page in preparation for season four, which should be coming around September. Sadie, September.

SPEAKER_04 44:50

Okay, September. Okay. Kids are back at school.

SPEAKER_01 44:54

Yeah, but then you still find, oh, I gotta do this. And Muffy's gonna go up to the con and we're gonna.

SPEAKER_04 45:00

You and your muffy.

SPEAKER_01 45:01

Biff's not wearing pants again.

SPEAKER_04 45:03

Ooh, it really grosses me out when you talk like that.

SPEAKER_01 45:06

Have you never heard people talk like that? Like rich people being portrayed on television.

SPEAKER_04 45:11

Oh, yeah, being portrayed. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:14

Stop it with that face. Biff, get out of the pool naked.

SPEAKER_04 45:21

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 45:23

Any final parting thoughts besides this?

SPEAKER_04 45:30

No, Scott, no parting thoughts.

SPEAKER_01 45:33

Rock, paper, scissors. You win.

SPEAKER_04 45:39

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 45:42

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04 45:42

Be out for now.

SPEAKER_01 45:47

Say it a complete sentence. Just do it, okay? I'm just create a just say a random sentence. Say a random sentence and just say and then emphasize do your thing at the end of the sentence. Like say, okay, I'm gonna give you the sentence. Here it is. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for listening to the show.

SPEAKER_04 46:04

Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for listening to the show. Like that.